Oops!

I changed the background of my blog. Obviously. I mean you can obviously see that because you are right now reading these words so I most likely didn't need to inform you of the change. Unless you are color blind or not very observant. The not being observant part I actually don't know anyone who is color blind. I know a few people like that. Orange is awesome!


Random blog is random.


2 hours later. I'm sorry what was I saying?
Fucking YouTube It's like the black hole of the internet.


I have a bitch. When I ask you what you want for dinner don't tell me I don't know or I don't care. Even in you DON'T know or care tell me you will think about it and get back to me later. I am not asking you for my fucking health. I am asking because I hate to cook and if I have to fucking make dinner then you damn well better tell me what to make.
Text messages went as follows.
Me: What do you want for dinner?
G: idk whatever
Me: I will fucking kill your face (he knows I hate when he does that)
G: Fine salmon and rice!
Me: Was that so hard?







See her hair? I'm totally doing that. But with pink. idgaf I'm totes doing it.


Oh yeah so it's been a year. Isn't life an adventure. You hop on and ride that shit till the last second. If your not living that way then you aren't doing it right. Don't worry angel faces I have lots more to talk about. Might even start making videos. Mind outta the gutter not THOSE kind of videos! ;-) Just the regular kind with my friends where we do funny shit and make you laugh...hopefully.

I can't brain today, I have the dumb.

I feel like I'm moving in fucking slow motion today. I just can't get my shit together. Jesus.


Anyways I don't know why I make plans. I never do what I say I'm going to do. Oh yeah I'm "for sure" going to be on the lake this weekend. Riiiight. Except no. I am actually going to the Renaissance Festival tomorrow. I have too much shit to do like homework and meetings with realtors to spend two days getting drunk and sunning myself. FML Whatever, being responsible fucking sucks. It's all good I would rather go shopping anyways.


Last night my co-workers and I attempted the saltine cracker challenge. Simple really. 6 crackers in under a minute. Fucking impossible! I had 15 seconds left and one more saltine and Jessi tells me "Just put it in your mouth!" Do you even know how hard it is to say "That's what he said!" with a mouth full of cracker?! I should have recorded it on my cell phone. Maybe I will start vlogging. 


One last thing before I spend the next 4 days playing WoW. I want to explain some driving rules just in case you missed the memo. If your lane merges into mine... I have the right of way. If I am smoking and on my cell phone then please for the love of all things good in this world give me the right of way. You don't want to die do you?


I don't have pet peeves; I have whole kennels of irritation.


Okay I'm out. I need to get a mani/pedi because I'll be goddamned if I wear open toes shoes tomorrow with this shabby ass paint job on my toes. Time to make myself pretty. Later bitches!

Spring!

And yet it is cold...


So I have an opportunity to be a promo girl for the local indoor football team. Getting paid to dress cute and talk to people? Sounds good to me! Funny, G isn't so keen on the idea. Honestly with school I don't know that I will have time to anyways. 


I signed up for the pre-sale of Diablo III. It was suggested to me a while ago so what the hell right? I will give it a shot. Don't worry I will still be on WoW. Can't abandon your first love. I have new characters to lvl and I can't forget Yunna's archaeology! That shit is addictive huh! 
Oh I almost forgot! You need to get a Singing Sunflower! The quest is called lawn of the dead and it is basically the mini game plants vs zombies.  It's actually kind of hard!


I can't wait for the weather to warm up. I am FOR SURE going to the lake this weekend. WooT!

Big announcement

You know, I really am starting to think that sleep is just entirely overrated. OMG the nightmare I just woke up from. I was driving and kept running red lights. Come to think of it that's about accurate. I am not exactly known for my driving skills. It was a lot more involved than that. Something to do with a car accident and being first on the scene. Everyone was dead and no one was around. My brain...I swear.


 Oh yeah anyways on to our big announcement. We are buying a house! We should be meeting with some people next week to get the ball rolling. No we haven't picked a house out yet but we do want to keep it in this general neighborhood. I keep looking at the houses on the hill and I am pretty sure that is what I want. Excited to finally buy another house not excited to move. The good thing is these things take time. I am really getting tired of throwing 900$ a month to pay someones mortgage.


Anywho I have some new-ish favorites for you.
Go to YouTube and look up Jenna Marbles. Go ahead I will wait. Found her? Good. Now watch all of her videos and become addicted. I can not believe there is someone in this world so much like me. I thought I was the only one... 10 imaginary points if you can tell me what awesome 80's movie that is from!
Links for the lazy


http://www.youtube.com/user/JennaMarblesVlog/featured







AWOLNATION-Sail done by the girl from RWJ.


Meekakitty








Annnd I'm out. Mall shopping because consumerism owns my soul.

The most exciting post EVAH!

Just kidding. Today is about as vanilla as they come.

This weekend was possibly the most chill relaxing weekend I have ever had. Obviously we didn't make it to the lake and I was actually totally fine with that. Saturday we went to the swapmeet and got G a samurai sword set. I got cheep sunglasses and hair flowers. Hair flowers are kinda my trademark. Other than that we got takeout and I played WoW for two days.  Other then working on Yunna's archaeology I made a new character on a different server. Yeah it really was that boring.




G is going to be putting his bike up on Craigslist and we are getting a camper. That's about the most exciting thing going on right now.


The usual goodness.
http://www.postsecret.com/

Today is totally random but it is a good day. ;-)

“We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are.” ― Anaïs Nin

Horoscopes are bullshit

And this is why.


From yahoo horoscopes


Your daily life is currently being polluted a bit by someone whose maturity level leaves a lot to be desired. Luckily, you will find the right words today to help this person grow up a bit -- and fast. Your hilarious wit will come to the rescue once again, turning a potentially frustrating episode into a funny joke that everyone enjoys. Your sense of humor offers a great way to alleviate the tension of confrontation, so why not use it? 

Really? Because in all actuality I got up took a shower took the kids to school then had Starbucks and watched YouTube videos. Conclusion, horoscopes are not real. That being said I will still read mine every fucking day. 


AAAAaaaaannnndddd time to go to work.

OH RLY? YEAH RLY! SRSLY!

 El oh el I crack myself up.

The semester is half way finished! ANNNDDD I am caught up on my homework. Fantastic!
I do need to start working on my ethics paper but well yeah I just don't want to. It's funny how when I started school two years ago I was so terrified. Yes, terrified. Even just going to campus was an overwhelming ordeal. This is a huge part of the reason I waited until I was 29 to even think about starting. I have been blessed with some amazing people in my life who have literally held my hand through the hardest parts. They supported and encouraged me when I felt like I couldn't do it. Things are so different now. I'm so much stronger then I used to be. I have a lot of feelings about school. Most of them are along the lines of stress, aggravation and  OMG this is sucking up all my free time. But I also feel things like determination and hope. Most importantly is what I don't feel and that is fear. Heartfelt thanks to all involved in getting me to where I am today.


On that note I am gonna play some game and NOT think about school. ;-)

Monday mornings can suck it.

Oh Monday morning you are a bitch. I'm staring at a pile of homework and my phone suddenly quit working and I need to do laundry. Other than the fact I feel like I am moving in slow motion (dear amp energy I am not feeling so ampy right now) these are things I can handle but really I just want to crawl into bed and pull the covers over my head. It was a long (but good) weekend. And now Jack Johnson is on Pandora and I REALLY am losing motivation. I will be on the lake this weekend so it's okay. 


Here this makes it all better.
Cute animals and even cuter captions. What are those little flat faced cats because I need one...in my lap...right now! 
Cuteoverload

I'm annoyed with my phone. Sorry if you are trying to get a hold of me. ;-) I will have it back up soon. I guess I should go to the Sprint store now.



Oh and I have a new goal. I want a boat. Now I just need to figure out how to tow one. Renting boats are expensive and I need one for this weekend.