Guess what I did!?

So I bought a car today. Originally I had wanted a VW bug but it was already sold by the time we got there. I didn't like anything else that was in our price range so I did what any girl would do. I cried until the hubs gave in and let me go 6k over budget. And that is the story of how I ended up with a black Kia Sorento. I'm spoiled whatever I know. btw the car is SICK! I already got my Alliance sticker from J!nx and next is Car Lashes. G and I are still debating over those. He says he can't drive a car that has eyelashes and I say good stay outta my car!

School starts soon. One more week for the kids and 3 weeks for me. The youngest is in kindergarten now so what else would I do all day? Might as well go to class! Still kinda sad summer is almost over.

I'm gonna go pet my car now. YOLO!

OMG content! I wrote an actual post!

Oh hey! So is this going to be a real post? I don't know lets find out. Beer is involved so anything can happen.

Dear internet gods please don't let the electricity go out so this can be an actual thing...amen.

Let's begin! First off what have I been up too? (not in any particular order)  Let's see. I spent a weekend in Sedona and I really didn't want to come home. Had sushi and quite possibly the best Mexican food ever. Also met some pretty fantastic people and really wished they lived closer instead of all the way out in Oregon. Playing with the idea of moving to the Oregon/Washington area in the future. Who knows, life is crazy.

Here is a link to the sweet hotel we stayed in.
Kings Ransom Hotel

This is a link to the best Mexican food in the world.
Elote Cafe

I saw Maynard in concert! At Yavapai College! I will never view campus the same. It was surreal. Favorite part was when he said "This is real. Right now this is really happening, it is not a movie so you can stand up." Excuse me MJ but were you talking to me directly? #1 "That was real, that really happened" is MY line and #2 yeah I was the girl who absolutely flipped her shit the moment you walked on stage. I'm pretty sure we were BFF's in a past life. He also said some pretty profound shit about communicating and story telling and connecting with people in a real honest (not cell phone or e-mail) kind of way. I really need to see A Perfect Circle before I die. On the bucket list.



The Nurse Who Loved Me~APC

Say hello to everything you've left behind
It's even more a part of your life now that you can't touch it

4th of July was...okay. Not as epic as years past but it was raining and G had a burn on his legs from the salt river that was making him miserable. Poor Gingers. It's a hard life with no skin pigmentation (or soul).

Speaking of salt river that was pretty fucking fun!

Oh yeah lately (as in the past few months) I have been really into YouTube. Here is a list of my favorites.
CHARLIEISSOCOOLLIKE
Cute/sweet British boy talks about...stuff

PrankVSPrank
Jersey couple prank each other and video it. Hilarius.

My Drunk Kitchen
She gets drunk and cooks crazy food. I <3 her so much! Also she loves cheese as much as I do.

Daily Grace
Grace talks about girl stuff. It's random and relatable .Awkward hands!

Jenna Marbles
Funny and real. Also my girl crush. Not sure if I want to be her or be ON her.

MaxNoSleeves
Jenna's boyfriend. I just watch to see Jenna.

This is far from all of them but it is the main ones. YouTube>TV just sayin.


OMG a real post! This really happened! Now I get to get drunk and play video games! My life, you want it. No really, not everyone is this lucky. <3<3<3 to you all.

*edit*
I made the best vegetarian 7 layer dip today. So good in my mouf! MOAR!!!
Thought I would share.

Vegetarian refried black beans
Homemade guacamole (avocados lime cilantro salt pepper mashed together)
sour cream
diced tomato
diced red onion
sliced olives
Metric fuck ton of cheese
Layer that shit
Put it in your face hole with tortilla chips
*You are welcome*

No, just no.

I have been penning a post in my head for a few days now but honestly I'm tired and my office is hot. Well my office is always hot. G put the fan in the window above our bed and that's just way too inviting. It's all good except for my bedroom faces the road so please don't drive by with a loud truck or I will kill your face.

Sedona next weekend!

Here watch this video of a baby preaching.


Fire truck, I'm GAAAAYYYY LOLWTF!

Not even everything I want to say.

I really feel like words fail these last couple of days. I also apologize for the lack of pictures. Maynard has strict rules about cameras and can't really take pictures going down the salt. That being said make no mistake it was all epic. I will post actual thoughts put into words about how much Puscifer blew my mind when I get a chance to gather my thoughts.


The Salt was also pretty fucken awesome. I took my sister (it was her dirty 30) and like 7 of my friends. Grats to me for fitting them all in the rape van. Also need to make a mental note to keep more sunblock on my husband when we are outside. Poor ginger, it must be hard living life without a soul. I put 85 spf on him once we got there and he hid under an umbrella and still managed to get a terrible burn on his legs. I used spf 30 once at like 7 in the morning and nothing after that and didn't even get pink. 


Watched Insidious with Glenn today (yesterday?). Dumbest movie ever. Not scary and I am afraid of everything. The fucking Mothman Prophecies scared the shit outta me! But this movie??? It was just really stupid. 

Tomorrow is the 4th! Going to the spend the day at the park. Don't worry we are bringing a shade tent and a bucket of sunblock.

Oh yeah more great news. Had my yearly exam today and I am getting an IUD next week! That's right I'm responsible bitches! No more babies for me.