Saturday, July 28, 2012

Guess what I did!?

So I bought a car today. Originally I had wanted a VW bug but it was already sold by the time we got there. I didn't like anything else that was in our price range so I did what any girl would do. I cried until the hubs gave in and let me go 6k over budget. And that is the story of how I ended up with a black Kia Sorento. I'm spoiled whatever I know. btw the car is SICK! I already got my Alliance sticker from J!nx and next is Car Lashes. G and I are still debating over those. He says he can't drive a car that has eyelashes and I say good stay outta my car!

School starts soon. One more week for the kids and 3 weeks for me. The youngest is in kindergarten now so what else would I do all day? Might as well go to class! Still kinda sad summer is almost over.

I'm gonna go pet my car now. YOLO!

Friday, July 20, 2012

OMG content! I wrote an actual post!

Oh hey! So is this going to be a real post? I don't know lets find out. Beer is involved so anything can happen.

Dear internet gods please don't let the electricity go out so this can be an actual thing...amen.

Let's begin! First off what have I been up too? (not in any particular order)  Let's see. I spent a weekend in Sedona and I really didn't want to come home. Had sushi and quite possibly the best Mexican food ever. Also met some pretty fantastic people and really wished they lived closer instead of all the way out in Oregon. Playing with the idea of moving to the Oregon/Washington area in the future. Who knows, life is crazy.

Here is a link to the sweet hotel we stayed in.
Kings Ransom Hotel

This is a link to the best Mexican food in the world.
Elote Cafe

I saw Maynard in concert! At Yavapai College! I will never view campus the same. It was surreal. Favorite part was when he said "This is real. Right now this is really happening, it is not a movie so you can stand up." Excuse me MJ but were you talking to me directly? #1 "That was real, that really happened" is MY line and #2 yeah I was the girl who absolutely flipped her shit the moment you walked on stage. I'm pretty sure we were BFF's in a past life. He also said some pretty profound shit about communicating and story telling and connecting with people in a real honest (not cell phone or e-mail) kind of way. I really need to see A Perfect Circle before I die. On the bucket list.



The Nurse Who Loved Me~APC

Say hello to everything you've left behind
It's even more a part of your life now that you can't touch it

4th of July was...okay. Not as epic as years past but it was raining and G had a burn on his legs from the salt river that was making him miserable. Poor Gingers. It's a hard life with no skin pigmentation (or soul).

Speaking of salt river that was pretty fucking fun!

Oh yeah lately (as in the past few months) I have been really into YouTube. Here is a list of my favorites.
CHARLIEISSOCOOLLIKE
Cute/sweet British boy talks about...stuff

PrankVSPrank
Jersey couple prank each other and video it. Hilarius.

My Drunk Kitchen
She gets drunk and cooks crazy food. I <3 her so much! Also she loves cheese as much as I do.

Daily Grace
Grace talks about girl stuff. It's random and relatable .Awkward hands!

Jenna Marbles
Funny and real. Also my girl crush. Not sure if I want to be her or be ON her.

MaxNoSleeves
Jenna's boyfriend. I just watch to see Jenna.

This is far from all of them but it is the main ones. YouTube>TV just sayin.


OMG a real post! This really happened! Now I get to get drunk and play video games! My life, you want it. No really, not everyone is this lucky. <3<3<3 to you all.

*edit*
I made the best vegetarian 7 layer dip today. So good in my mouf! MOAR!!!
Thought I would share.

Vegetarian refried black beans
Homemade guacamole (avocados lime cilantro salt pepper mashed together)
sour cream
diced tomato
diced red onion
sliced olives
Metric fuck ton of cheese
Layer that shit
Put it in your face hole with tortilla chips
*You are welcome*

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

No, just no.

I have been penning a post in my head for a few days now but honestly I'm tired and my office is hot. Well my office is always hot. G put the fan in the window above our bed and that's just way too inviting. It's all good except for my bedroom faces the road so please don't drive by with a loud truck or I will kill your face.

Sedona next weekend!

Here watch this video of a baby preaching.


Fire truck, I'm GAAAAYYYY LOLWTF!

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Not even everything I want to say.

I really feel like words fail these last couple of days. I also apologize for the lack of pictures. Maynard has strict rules about cameras and can't really take pictures going down the salt. That being said make no mistake it was all epic. I will post actual thoughts put into words about how much Puscifer blew my mind when I get a chance to gather my thoughts.


The Salt was also pretty fucken awesome. I took my sister (it was her dirty 30) and like 7 of my friends. Grats to me for fitting them all in the rape van. Also need to make a mental note to keep more sunblock on my husband when we are outside. Poor ginger, it must be hard living life without a soul. I put 85 spf on him once we got there and he hid under an umbrella and still managed to get a terrible burn on his legs. I used spf 30 once at like 7 in the morning and nothing after that and didn't even get pink. 


Watched Insidious with Glenn today (yesterday?). Dumbest movie ever. Not scary and I am afraid of everything. The fucking Mothman Prophecies scared the shit outta me! But this movie??? It was just really stupid. 

Tomorrow is the 4th! Going to the spend the day at the park. Don't worry we are bringing a shade tent and a bucket of sunblock.

Oh yeah more great news. Had my yearly exam today and I am getting an IUD next week! That's right I'm responsible bitches! No more babies for me.   

Sunday, June 24, 2012

started this earlier and am just now finishing it.

This summer marks 1 year I have been back on the game. Crazy how time goes. I also am finishing the What a long strange trip it's been quest line. For those of you who don't know it takes a year and some crazy dedication to finish all the in game events. And here I am on Yunna doing the last little bits. I don't care if it is fucking cliche, this last year HAS been a strange trip! Cheers to the summer solstice. *edit* Got the achievement!~and the violet proto drake!

One more week till the salt river and then the 4th. Tomorrow I am starting a juice cleanse (aka starve myself until I lose 10 pounds). I'm doing this one. Pretty much these next 7 days are going to suck. *edit* 24 hours in and I would really love to eat something but it isn't too bad.

I can't believe Puscifer is next weekend! This summer rocks! \m/
Next week I will put up pictures of the show and salt river.

Sunday, June 17, 2012

YOLO!

I don't generally buy in to hype about new products. I love the saying "I don't believe in horoscopes. As a Sagittarius I am skeptical". But anywhore I did run out and buy some of THIS. Coconut oil is the shit for a vegan diet. Also it is used for skin and hair care so BONUS! I figured 6 bucks is worth giving it a try if all the hype is true. So far I love it. I used it in my hair and it works just like a hot oil treatment...for a fraction of the cost. I also used it in my breakfast smoothie this AM. My favorite vegan Jenna Marbles actually blogged  about it. She has a better description and is far more amusing so just read it Mmmmkay?


Sorry if that was boring. Not much exciting has been going on, well other then my drunk ass friends calling me at 5 in the morning to go to Denny's. Things are about to get a whole lot more interesting lovies. Trust and believe. It's gonna happen. ;-) YOLO summer 2012!

Monday, June 11, 2012

Monday musings and my thoughts on relationships

So many things. So many things running through my head right now.

Okay first off recently I have been getting more hits to my blog from all over the world. This is cray cray! People in Switzerland and Germany are reading my shit! That is amazing and wonderful and wow! But my next question is...Do I monetize this? Making money off of doing something that I love is great except I'm not sure how I feel about putting advertisements on The Next Big Thing. I'm going to have to think about this one for a while. 


Oh yeah and hey my diet. I know I mentioned a while back that I wanted to transition to becoming a vegan. I haven't really brought it up again because well shit I am the girl who never finishes anything. I talk about things but it never goes much past that. Well as of right now I think it is fair to say that I have adopted at the very least a vegetarian lifestyle. I don't even miss meat and I have never felt better. I don't even consume half as much caffeine as I used to. I just naturally feel great! I also eat organic when possible and I stay away from the highly processed foods. My general rule is if I can't pronounce half of a foods ingredients then it probably doesn't belong in my body. Even G who needs 3 things to survive (beef, sex and video games) has been talking about replacement proteins. The happy? Oh it's in my heart.


I have so much going on this month and next. Summer is by far my favorite time of year. Next weekend is beer pong at a friends house and Father's Day BBQ and then the 30th is Puscifer!!! and the next day we are tubing down the salt river for my sisters b-day. Oh can't forget middle of July G's BFF Michael and his wife will be here so weekend trip to Sedona. So excited!


Okay rant I have been putting off. 


Why are girls so dumb? Why do guys stay in a relationship they are miserable in? Why do people lose their sense of self? Who wants to live like that? If you have to play games or try to control another person then maybe you should seriously reconsider how healthy that union is. You. deserve. better. I know several people who are going though the most ridicules relationship BS and as much as I would love to just point and laugh I can't. It makes me sad and it is hard to watch. Just stop. There are people who care about you and want to see you happy. Just stop the craziness, Mmmkay? /rant



"Some Nights" Some nights, I stay up cashing in my bad luck Some nights, I call it a draw Some nights, I wish that my lips could build a castle Some nights, I wish they'd just fall off But I still wake up, I still see your ghost Oh Lord, I'm still not sure what I stand for oh What do I stand for? What do I stand for? Most nights, I don't know anymore... oh woah, oh woah, oh woah oh oh oh woah, oh woah, oh woah oh oh This is it, boys, this is war - what are we waiting for? Why don't we break the rules already? I was never one to believe the hype - save that for the black and white I try twice as hard and I'm half as liked, but here they come again to jack my style And that's alright; I found a martyr in my bed tonight She stops my bones from wondering just who I am, who I am, who I am Oh, who am I? Oh, who am I? mmm... mmm... Well, Some nights, I wish that this all would end Cause I could use some friends for a change And some nights, I'm scared you'll forget me again Some nights, I always win, I always win... But I still wake up, I still see your ghost Oh Lord, I'm still not sure what I stand for, oh What do I stand for? What do I stand for? Most nights, I don't know... (come on) So this is it? I sold my soul for this? Washed my hands of that for this? I miss my mom and dad for this? No. When I see stars, when I see, when I see stars, that's all they are When I hear songs, they sound like this one, so come on Oh, come on. Oh, come on, OH COME ON! Well, this is it guys, that is all - five minutes in and I'm bored again Ten years of this, I'm not sure if anybody understands This one is not for the folks at home; Sorry to leave, mom, I had to go Who the fuck wants to die alone all dried up in the desert sun? My heart is breaking for my sister and the con that she call "love" But when I look into my nephew's eyes... Man, you wouldn't believe the most amazing things that can come from... Some terrible lies...ahhh... oh woah, oh woah, oh woah, oh oh oh woah, oh woah, oh woah, oh oh The other night, you wouldn't believe the dream I just had about you and me I called you up, but we'd both agree It's for the best you didn't listen It's for the best we get our distance... oh... It's for the best you didn't listen It's for the best we get our distance... oh...